portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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thebreadgod:

u ever draw something and it looks REALLY GOOD and you’re like

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dirk-striderman:

All the homestuck kids completed

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wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

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geolu:

Jean Kirstein, master flirt.

Dialogue blatantly ripped from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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mspaintadventrues:

this actually took 300 years to record somewhat correctly

yes i aware i suck at piano but it sounds better w it

please listen the whole way through!!! the end is the best part, in my opinion!!!!! :^) (it really showcases my vocal skills)

virtuallysmutstuck:

Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.

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officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

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loungezombie:

singingtowers:

SORRY

I KNEW WHAT IT WAS BEFORE I HIT PLAY

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sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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